Cast of Characters In The Blog

Husband - mine

Daughter, mine, 11 years old, incredibly smart, thinks she runs the house

Son, mine, 8 years old, sweet and funny, serious Oedipal complex

Mom - Mine

Dad - Also Mine

Mom1, Husband's mom

Dad1, Husband's dad

My friends:

   Friend1, aka Bury-A-Body-Friend, or BABF for short

   Friend2

   Friend3

Husband's Nearest and Dearest

   Friend Beta1

   Friend Beta2

   Friend Beta3

   Friend4, aka Jason Statham

Brother - Middle to my oldest (I'm the best one)

Sister - Youngest, subservient to me, the boss, in all things

Aunt - Mom's sister

Uncle - Aunt's husband

Sister Beta - Aunt's daughter

Uncle1 - Husband's mom's bro

Others

B - One of my (many) cousins

Cousin2 - Another one of my multitude of cousins

Mr & Mrs Neighbor, aka Neighbor - A friend who has lived next to my parents for 40+ years

S - Daughter's precocious friend

Daughter2 - My hypothetical future daughter-in-law

Niece - My sister's oldest - a very bright and funny toddler

Baby Niece - My sister's baby

Guinea Pig, aka GP, aka KitKat - Daughter's dead guinea pig

Dog - My dead dog

Cat - My dead cat

Goldfish - Son's gold goldfish

Silver 1 & 2 - Son's silver goldfish. He died once but was steathily replaced by me, hence the "1" and the "2"

Crayfish - Daughter's dead crayfish

Cousin2 - Another one of my multitude of cousins